| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Loss | 117.26 - 118.42 |
| 2 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 103.80 - 137.76 |
| 3 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 143.68 - 147.30 |
| 4 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 119.02 - 146.83* |
| 5 | |
Murphy Dumps | ||
| 6 | |
The Exciting Whites | ||
| 7 | |
Slap Shot | ||
| 8 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | ||
| 9 | |
Dr. Drea | ||
| 10 | |
McConkey Balls | ||
| 11 | |
Come At Me Bro | ||
| 12 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | ||
| 13 | |
Paul & Son | ||
| 14 | |
Black Hole Bandits |